I got fired from a voice recording job . . .

. . . for having too weird of a voice, it would seem. This should not be a terrible surprise to anyone who knows me. My man Nick at Nicolia hooked me up with a small recording studio as a favor to the owners. I was excited about the prospect of doing a bunch of goofy voices and getting paid for it. This is what the engineer's booth looks like.


When you step into the recording booth, you have to take off your shoes. Very Korean.

And this is what you look at while the engineer and the manager confer with each other on how best to kick you to the curb.