A gallery of human failures

The Smoking Gun has a delightful gallery of mugshots where the people are wearing T-shirts with funny words on them. While many of the people appear to have been ravaged by years of drug and alcohol abuse, many of them are fresh-faced young kids. I don't know where this guy would fall.
But I like his shirt the most.
This sort of thing fills me with sweet sadness. Thinking about the kinds of things these people likely did to get arrested makes me wish i had enough money to personally send every man, woman and child in America to military school. Stop having fun, dummies!